2 kat-tun ficlets
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snoozing_kittenTitle: A little too much
Rating: PG
Parings: Nakanishi, JinDa
Summary: Too much Akanishi is a bad thing, and how Koki got claim to all of Maru's DVDs
“Do you think it’d be hot to make out with myself?” Jin giggled, and number three joined in.
“You’re so sexy.” Four fawned over two. It was all Kame could take not to smack them, one at a time.
One Jin was more then any person could handle, four was going to send him to the asylum; the white coats would be banging down the door. He –they- had been like this when he walked into the practice room this morning. Walked right back out too; it was way too early to have to deal with that kind of shock.
“We could make our own band!” Jin’s squeal multiplied by four.
“Yeah!” Kame lost track of who was talking.
“We would have to name it… aaaahhhh.”
“Oh. My. God. And it would be so cool too!”
“Jin?” The door opened; and Junno peeked in, “…and Jin, and Jin and Jin, you’re here too Kame.”
“Good morning.” Kame waved in fake cheer and Junno took a tentative step inside.
“Hi, what happened to Jin?” It’s a valid question, Junno makes a mental note to stick by Kame, because if one Jin liked to slap. Four may cause permanent damage –and he still needed his looks at this point in his career.
“No clue, ask Jin.”
“Which one?”
“Try four, he seems the smartest.” Kame leaned back with a wicked smirk on his lips. “Hey four- put your hand up.” The Jin in question put his hand in the air, reminding Junno of grade school –raise your hand before you talk Taguchi.
“So then I asked him if he was really serious about it.” Koki and Ueda strolled into the dressing room, Koki with a friendly arm thrown across Ueda’s shoulders. Ueda stopped cold walking into Koki’s shoulder and the two of them stared open mouthed at the scene in front of them. “Dude. That is just wrong.” Koki stated and Ueda blinked, flushing light pink.
“Four?”
“Yes?” He raised his hand again and Kame snorted.
“What?”
“That’s four.” Junno explained and pointed to the Jin in question and it nodded, Ueda just smiled weakly at it.
“Hello four.”
“Hi Tat-chan.”
“I think… I need to step outside for a bit.” Ueda ducked his head and left Koki standing there rubbing the back of his head awkwardly.
“I think it was too much Jin for him.” Koki prodded Junno, figuring it was safer to sit with Kame and Junno then the… other four.
“We are hot.” Three declared, happy that three others agreed with him –not Kame, Junno or Koki.
“What’s up with Ueda?” Maru was as usual right on time –which for him was a little bit late- stepping into the room and pulling his bag over his head. “He looked… flustered.”
“Too much Jin.” Kame said, waiting for Maru to catch on.
“Too … much…” Maru whimpered. Four sets of brown eyes locked onto him at once, four predatory smirks. The blush started on his cheeks and spread down under the hem of his shirt.
“Good morning Maru.” Jin was allowed to speak, but two’s eyes were running up his slightly disheveled body. Three was licking his lips, and four was grinning widely.
“If I die, tell Koki he can have all my DVDs.”
“Sweet.”
Maru turned and left in a flash, hoping to find somewhere to hide in time. Two was first on his feet, giving chase, three giggles biting the tips of his fingers.
“Ohh… a threesome with myself?” Jin squealed, rushed after the other two. Three was on his feet moments after, leaving four alone on the couch.
“Twenty on neither Maru nor Ueda can walk for… two days.”
“Twenty on three.” Koki countered Junno’s bet with his own and four made a cooing noise.
“Do you think we should call YamaPi? Maybe he wants one.”
Rating: PG
Parings: Nakanishi, JinDa
Summary: Too much Akanishi is a bad thing, and how Koki got claim to all of Maru's DVDs
“Do you think it’d be hot to make out with myself?” Jin giggled, and number three joined in.
“You’re so sexy.” Four fawned over two. It was all Kame could take not to smack them, one at a time.
One Jin was more then any person could handle, four was going to send him to the asylum; the white coats would be banging down the door. He –they- had been like this when he walked into the practice room this morning. Walked right back out too; it was way too early to have to deal with that kind of shock.
“We could make our own band!” Jin’s squeal multiplied by four.
“Yeah!” Kame lost track of who was talking.
“We would have to name it… aaaahhhh.”
“Oh. My. God. And it would be so cool too!”
“Jin?” The door opened; and Junno peeked in, “…and Jin, and Jin and Jin, you’re here too Kame.”
“Good morning.” Kame waved in fake cheer and Junno took a tentative step inside.
“Hi, what happened to Jin?” It’s a valid question, Junno makes a mental note to stick by Kame, because if one Jin liked to slap. Four may cause permanent damage –and he still needed his looks at this point in his career.
“No clue, ask Jin.”
“Which one?”
“Try four, he seems the smartest.” Kame leaned back with a wicked smirk on his lips. “Hey four- put your hand up.” The Jin in question put his hand in the air, reminding Junno of grade school –raise your hand before you talk Taguchi.
“So then I asked him if he was really serious about it.” Koki and Ueda strolled into the dressing room, Koki with a friendly arm thrown across Ueda’s shoulders. Ueda stopped cold walking into Koki’s shoulder and the two of them stared open mouthed at the scene in front of them. “Dude. That is just wrong.” Koki stated and Ueda blinked, flushing light pink.
“Four?”
“Yes?” He raised his hand again and Kame snorted.
“What?”
“That’s four.” Junno explained and pointed to the Jin in question and it nodded, Ueda just smiled weakly at it.
“Hello four.”
“Hi Tat-chan.”
“I think… I need to step outside for a bit.” Ueda ducked his head and left Koki standing there rubbing the back of his head awkwardly.
“I think it was too much Jin for him.” Koki prodded Junno, figuring it was safer to sit with Kame and Junno then the… other four.
“We are hot.” Three declared, happy that three others agreed with him –not Kame, Junno or Koki.
“What’s up with Ueda?” Maru was as usual right on time –which for him was a little bit late- stepping into the room and pulling his bag over his head. “He looked… flustered.”
“Too much Jin.” Kame said, waiting for Maru to catch on.
“Too … much…” Maru whimpered. Four sets of brown eyes locked onto him at once, four predatory smirks. The blush started on his cheeks and spread down under the hem of his shirt.
“Good morning Maru.” Jin was allowed to speak, but two’s eyes were running up his slightly disheveled body. Three was licking his lips, and four was grinning widely.
“If I die, tell Koki he can have all my DVDs.”
“Sweet.”
Maru turned and left in a flash, hoping to find somewhere to hide in time. Two was first on his feet, giving chase, three giggles biting the tips of his fingers.
“Ohh… a threesome with myself?” Jin squealed, rushed after the other two. Three was on his feet moments after, leaving four alone on the couch.
“Twenty on neither Maru nor Ueda can walk for… two days.”
“Twenty on three.” Koki countered Junno’s bet with his own and four made a cooing noise.
“Do you think we should call YamaPi? Maybe he wants one.”
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Date: 2007-04-29 04:41 pm (UTC)“Too … much…” Maru whimpered. Four sets of brown eyes locked onto him at once, four predatory smirks. The blush started on his cheeks and spread down under the hem of his shirt.
“Good morning Maru.” Jin was allowed to speak, but two’s eyes were running up his slightly disheveled body. Three was licking his lips, and four was grinning widely.
*out cold*
ILU. 8DD *runs to other fic*
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Date: 2007-04-29 05:18 pm (UTC)ILU2!
8DDDDDDDDDDD Glad you enjoyed it, I'm not to great at crack!fics, and this was my first try.
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Date: 2007-04-29 07:14 pm (UTC)Don't lie to yourself! XD If multiplying Jin is your idea of crackfic you're bloody brilliant at it \8DDD/
though a continuation, including the smut, would not be a bad thing either 8D ... four Jins...no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 09:20 pm (UTC)I can see it now, doing the cell thing and kind splitting apart... =D OMG NOW EACH ONE HAS LIKE A FOURTH A BRAIN CELL D= (Jin must have liked sniffing glue as a child, how else can we explain him?)
OMG. FOUR JINS AND MARU. That would be damn hard, and I may take pity on Maru... poor poor guy...
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Date: 2007-05-04 12:21 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2007-05-04 04:01 pm (UTC)How else would he have gotten into kat-tun? I think we should find a way to get rid of Kame so we can call them TTUNA... because that sounds cooler.
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Date: 2007-05-04 05:34 pm (UTC)Well, if we're keeping the four Jins, it'd be TTUNAAAA. Or we could keep the numbers and call it FAT TUNA. But I'm probably wrong a few letters there. IDEK. *goes for the caffeine*
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Date: 2007-04-29 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-29 08:36 pm (UTC)God, I was having the worst day ever and then you updated! With four Jins after Ueda and Maru... Which is terribly scary and absolutely amazing at the same time XD
Also, I enjoyed the Yamapi thing at the end :)
Thanks for sharing and I'm off to read the other ficlet!
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Date: 2007-04-30 09:22 pm (UTC)YAY! I'm super happy I could make your day better, because that is a good thing if you ask me.
Thanks for the sweet comment as always~
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Date: 2007-04-30 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 03:17 am (UTC)since FOUR isn't chasing after Yuichi, can I have him for myself? *_*
it's funny how I was just whining to my friend that there's not enough JinYu fics and you pop up with 2. *goes to read the other one*
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Date: 2007-04-30 09:23 pm (UTC)There is NEVER enough JinYu fics. I mean REALLY.
Thanks for the comments
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Date: 2007-04-30 06:02 am (UTC)“Do you think we should call YamaPi? Maybe he wants one.”
Oh, oh, can I have one! Pick me!So Maru does die from all the loving, if Koki gets his DVDs. Ah well, at least he died happy.This reminds me of William Sleator. I kept thinking, what if the Jins went bad? I can see the chaos now. O_O
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Date: 2007-04-30 09:24 pm (UTC)Thanks for the comments~
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Date: 2007-05-06 04:04 am (UTC)Thanks for the comment~!
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Date: 2007-07-06 10:28 am (UTC)haha i can foresee it.
That's so hilarious.
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