2 kat-tun ficlets part two
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snoozing_kittenTitle: Tackey is not an alcoholic
Rated: PG-13
Pairings: Nakanishi, YamaPi/toilet, Tackey/Tsubasa, Ryo/Koyama
Summary: Jin throws a little party for his close friends and the rest of kat-tun featuring: Junno the lightweight, YamaPi the bathroom hog, Ryo the drunken spider monkey, and possessive Jin.
Jin’s living room was hazy, or maybe it was just him? Ryo is looking at the floor like it’s about to announce the second coming of Jesus Christ, but he always looked like that when he’s had too much to drink- all intense. YamaPi for all his bravado –it takes serious bravado to challenge Tackey to a shots challenge- is hugging Jin’s toilet, retching his way out of an embarrassing case of alcohol poisoning.
“Come here I want another one.” Jin feels his tongue, thick and heavy in his mouth, carefully articulating his words. The room tilts as Kame deposits himself in his lap, fingers pinching his cheeks roughly.
“You’ve had enough haven’t you?” He asks, slapping Jin’s cheek, the noise making Ryo jerk his head to glare at them. He stands seemingly rather on center and moves for the kitchen, where Koyama’s laughter can be heard; mixed in with Tacky’s deep tones.
“No, can’t have enough, it tastes so good.” Jin shoves at his bony hips trying to get him off his lap. “Get off me you stick-bug.” Kame laughs, his breath fanning over Jin’s face, as sharp and tangy as the empty vodka shots sitting on the table. Still he slithers to his feet with a kind of grace he barely has sober without it being drilled into his skull by Yamazaki the Psycho instructor.
“I want one.” Jin levels him with a glare.
“No. Mine.” He crosses his arms and sticks out his bottom lip, Kame only grins, the flush riding high on his cheeks. “You can’t have one.”
“Just one.”
“Go ask someone else, you can’t have one of mine.” Kame seems to think about it for a moment before shrugging. He wanders off, probably to molest the passed out Ueda; curled around Junno on his guest room bed. There is a course of shouts from his kitchen and the rhythmic sound of someone’s fist pounding on the table.
“Drink drink drink!” Koyama’s voice, joined by Maru’s and the two of them are watching Tackey, Tsubasa and Koki in a rough line throwing back a tall glass of beer. Koki falters first setting his half finished glass on the table and breathing hard. Maru boos, and Koyama shrieks in delight; clapping and almost dislodging his Ryo the Spider Monkey, still he cling tenaciously; arms locked around the tall man’s waist.
Tsubasa chokes and sprays his mouthful of beer all over the table and Tackey is almost next laughing as Tsubasa coughs. Jin feels a moment of regret for his kitchen.
“Judges?” Tackey asks, that cocky tilt in his voice.
“Tackey.” Koyama declares, and Maru agrees.
“You owe me.” Tackey leers at Koki –who is the looser, and Tsubasa has this look on his face that says he’s not content to have gotten nothing out of this. Thinking about threesomes and the image of Tackey nuzzling Koki’s short hair, Tsubasa almost purring as he licks up Koki’s rib. Ryo the Drunken Spider Monkey wraps around him, arms so tight around his chest the air is pushed forcefully from his lungs in one loud umph.
“I said listen to me.” Ryo’s voice is low and gravely –dangerous. He meet’s Koyama’s eyes over Ryo’s fluffy black hair and the tall man is beaming. Clearly amused at the panicked look Jin is sure is on his face, because dammit, Ryo is scary.
“No!” Jin shoves at him, trying to untangle his arms from Ryo’s and wiggle free. “First Kame, now you. I just want another drink.” He whines and finally Ryo relents, back off and standing alone.
“I want one too.”
“Mine!” Jin hisses this time, trying to reach for Maru, but he’s too far away. With an annoyed sound Jin stomps his way over to the small man and pulls him down into a fierce kiss. “Mine mine mine.” He mutters, and Tackey snorts.
“I didn’t want to take it from Yuu, you dumbfuck.” Ryo spits, clearly annoyed and more then a little ruffled.
“Living room it is, I want one too.” Tackey grabs the bottle of tequila from the counter. Kame is there when they get back, looking sort of annoyed.
“Pi’s taken over the bathroom.” He explains with a flutter of his hands. “Asleep on the bathroom mat, it was really hard to take a piss.” and Koki chokes, grinning and leaning on Tsubasa to stabilize legs that threaten to give.
Sitting on the couch, like a king on his thrown, he pulls his one-man harem onto his lap, the other landing with little dignity and a lot of giggling. Maru’s thick lips already taste like salt, and Jin licks at them, pulling back he grins. His hand could almost fit the entire curve of Maru’s hip into his palm. He pushed until Maru’s legs were on either side of his and, the smaller man’s arms hooked around his neck.
“Just one more.” Jin whispered against the skin of his neck, nipping at the left over tequila that clung there from the last one.
“A-alright.” Maru’s voice caught in his throat, Jin’s fingers slipping to grip his ass pulling them closer.
“Get a room.” Koki muttered, not objecting to Kame’s fingers walking along the inside of his jean-clad thigh.
“Off with the shirt.” Jin breathed hot puffs against his neck and Maru nodded, pulling the t-shirt up and over his head. There are already red bite marks all down his chest, and a rather impressive looking hickey above his left hip. Jin figured it was riotous retribution for the burning scratches across his shoulder blades, wicked sharp fingers Maru had on him.
“Here.” Ryo flops in on the couch behind them, bottle of tequila clutched to his chest, eye bright and trained on the figure on Jin’s other side. Koyama’s got the lemons and the salt, grin ever more friendly as a drunk. He sucks on his long fingers dipping them in the salt to run it along Maru’s neck and chest. Jin wants to follow that trail with his tongue before it’s even ready for him.
“I want one next.” Tackey declares and Koki is fingering the hem of Tsubasa’s shirt already. Koyama grins, biting down on the end of the lemon, holding it delicately between his teeth and leaning over to transfer it to Maru’s mouth. Where normally there would be a stab of possessiveness, Jin only licked his lips in anticipation watching the little show they put on. Ryo held out the bottle of tequila next offering it to Jin.
“Ready?” Jin grinned, squeezing Maru with the hand still on his bottom. The other made a soft noise around the lemon. With a cock-sure grin Jin brought the neck to his mouth and took a swift drink. It was like liquid fire, and it burned as much as it stung, making his eyes tear. To chase the taste he dove for the salty skin, licking at it roughly to stop the burn and ending by taking the lemon slice from Maru’s lips and sucking the juice down.
He shared the mixed taste with Maru via a deep kiss.
“I want one too!” Kame whined –at this stage he’d flirt with a traffic light if he thought it was blinking at him. Still it was kind of funny because that was followed by what could only be Ryo the Drunken Spider Monkey shrieking and howling something. But then Maru was fisting long fingers in his hair and Jin didn’t care if Kame was hitting on Ryo, or Koyama- or both. Because he was still reeling from the body shot of tequila and the feeling of Maru suckling on his tongue.
It wasn’t good to be back, it was fucking awesome.
EPILOUGE
He knew he was abusing the coffee maker, but even on his third cup he watched with a very speculative eye as it brewed. The fast it was done the faster he could hand YamaPi the cup.
YamaPi had effectively had Jin waiting on him hand and foot all morning through what he declared to be the most painful hangover of his life. Not because Jin cared about him more then anyone else –Ryo had threatened bodily harm if Jin hadn’t handed that cup of coffee over that very second- but because YamaPi was smart. He had taken Maru hostage, petting the oldest kat-tun boy’s brown hair and muttering death threats at Jin as the other man rushed about the kitchen getting breakfast ready.
Ueda had curled around the other side of Koyama, Ryo lying with his head pillowed in the tall NewS boy’s lap as the three of them watched Saturday morning children’s shows in companionable –abet slightly pained- silence. Tackey had sputtered and hissed, hair sticking up in all directions when he was woken up, his space on the floor –half on Tsubasa and half on Kame- had been usurped by the disgruntled Ueda.
Now the three of them were curled with the still sleeping Junno –someone really should make sure he hadn’t died in his sleep or something.
“Hurry with the coffee bitch or I’m going to cut all your nails too short and dip them in the salt from those bloody body shots and listen to you shriek before I cut you into tiny pieces and throw you in the Tokyo bay.” Maru seemed content enough just sitting there on YamaPi’s lap, biting his lip to stop from grinning at the two of them.
Jin seethed; he was totally going to get back at Pi for this later.
Rated: PG-13
Pairings: Nakanishi, YamaPi/toilet, Tackey/Tsubasa, Ryo/Koyama
Summary: Jin throws a little party for his close friends and the rest of kat-tun featuring: Junno the lightweight, YamaPi the bathroom hog, Ryo the drunken spider monkey, and possessive Jin.
Jin’s living room was hazy, or maybe it was just him? Ryo is looking at the floor like it’s about to announce the second coming of Jesus Christ, but he always looked like that when he’s had too much to drink- all intense. YamaPi for all his bravado –it takes serious bravado to challenge Tackey to a shots challenge- is hugging Jin’s toilet, retching his way out of an embarrassing case of alcohol poisoning.
“Come here I want another one.” Jin feels his tongue, thick and heavy in his mouth, carefully articulating his words. The room tilts as Kame deposits himself in his lap, fingers pinching his cheeks roughly.
“You’ve had enough haven’t you?” He asks, slapping Jin’s cheek, the noise making Ryo jerk his head to glare at them. He stands seemingly rather on center and moves for the kitchen, where Koyama’s laughter can be heard; mixed in with Tacky’s deep tones.
“No, can’t have enough, it tastes so good.” Jin shoves at his bony hips trying to get him off his lap. “Get off me you stick-bug.” Kame laughs, his breath fanning over Jin’s face, as sharp and tangy as the empty vodka shots sitting on the table. Still he slithers to his feet with a kind of grace he barely has sober without it being drilled into his skull by Yamazaki the Psycho instructor.
“I want one.” Jin levels him with a glare.
“No. Mine.” He crosses his arms and sticks out his bottom lip, Kame only grins, the flush riding high on his cheeks. “You can’t have one.”
“Just one.”
“Go ask someone else, you can’t have one of mine.” Kame seems to think about it for a moment before shrugging. He wanders off, probably to molest the passed out Ueda; curled around Junno on his guest room bed. There is a course of shouts from his kitchen and the rhythmic sound of someone’s fist pounding on the table.
“Drink drink drink!” Koyama’s voice, joined by Maru’s and the two of them are watching Tackey, Tsubasa and Koki in a rough line throwing back a tall glass of beer. Koki falters first setting his half finished glass on the table and breathing hard. Maru boos, and Koyama shrieks in delight; clapping and almost dislodging his Ryo the Spider Monkey, still he cling tenaciously; arms locked around the tall man’s waist.
Tsubasa chokes and sprays his mouthful of beer all over the table and Tackey is almost next laughing as Tsubasa coughs. Jin feels a moment of regret for his kitchen.
“Judges?” Tackey asks, that cocky tilt in his voice.
“Tackey.” Koyama declares, and Maru agrees.
“You owe me.” Tackey leers at Koki –who is the looser, and Tsubasa has this look on his face that says he’s not content to have gotten nothing out of this. Thinking about threesomes and the image of Tackey nuzzling Koki’s short hair, Tsubasa almost purring as he licks up Koki’s rib. Ryo the Drunken Spider Monkey wraps around him, arms so tight around his chest the air is pushed forcefully from his lungs in one loud umph.
“I said listen to me.” Ryo’s voice is low and gravely –dangerous. He meet’s Koyama’s eyes over Ryo’s fluffy black hair and the tall man is beaming. Clearly amused at the panicked look Jin is sure is on his face, because dammit, Ryo is scary.
“No!” Jin shoves at him, trying to untangle his arms from Ryo’s and wiggle free. “First Kame, now you. I just want another drink.” He whines and finally Ryo relents, back off and standing alone.
“I want one too.”
“Mine!” Jin hisses this time, trying to reach for Maru, but he’s too far away. With an annoyed sound Jin stomps his way over to the small man and pulls him down into a fierce kiss. “Mine mine mine.” He mutters, and Tackey snorts.
“I didn’t want to take it from Yuu, you dumbfuck.” Ryo spits, clearly annoyed and more then a little ruffled.
“Living room it is, I want one too.” Tackey grabs the bottle of tequila from the counter. Kame is there when they get back, looking sort of annoyed.
“Pi’s taken over the bathroom.” He explains with a flutter of his hands. “Asleep on the bathroom mat, it was really hard to take a piss.” and Koki chokes, grinning and leaning on Tsubasa to stabilize legs that threaten to give.
Sitting on the couch, like a king on his thrown, he pulls his one-man harem onto his lap, the other landing with little dignity and a lot of giggling. Maru’s thick lips already taste like salt, and Jin licks at them, pulling back he grins. His hand could almost fit the entire curve of Maru’s hip into his palm. He pushed until Maru’s legs were on either side of his and, the smaller man’s arms hooked around his neck.
“Just one more.” Jin whispered against the skin of his neck, nipping at the left over tequila that clung there from the last one.
“A-alright.” Maru’s voice caught in his throat, Jin’s fingers slipping to grip his ass pulling them closer.
“Get a room.” Koki muttered, not objecting to Kame’s fingers walking along the inside of his jean-clad thigh.
“Off with the shirt.” Jin breathed hot puffs against his neck and Maru nodded, pulling the t-shirt up and over his head. There are already red bite marks all down his chest, and a rather impressive looking hickey above his left hip. Jin figured it was riotous retribution for the burning scratches across his shoulder blades, wicked sharp fingers Maru had on him.
“Here.” Ryo flops in on the couch behind them, bottle of tequila clutched to his chest, eye bright and trained on the figure on Jin’s other side. Koyama’s got the lemons and the salt, grin ever more friendly as a drunk. He sucks on his long fingers dipping them in the salt to run it along Maru’s neck and chest. Jin wants to follow that trail with his tongue before it’s even ready for him.
“I want one next.” Tackey declares and Koki is fingering the hem of Tsubasa’s shirt already. Koyama grins, biting down on the end of the lemon, holding it delicately between his teeth and leaning over to transfer it to Maru’s mouth. Where normally there would be a stab of possessiveness, Jin only licked his lips in anticipation watching the little show they put on. Ryo held out the bottle of tequila next offering it to Jin.
“Ready?” Jin grinned, squeezing Maru with the hand still on his bottom. The other made a soft noise around the lemon. With a cock-sure grin Jin brought the neck to his mouth and took a swift drink. It was like liquid fire, and it burned as much as it stung, making his eyes tear. To chase the taste he dove for the salty skin, licking at it roughly to stop the burn and ending by taking the lemon slice from Maru’s lips and sucking the juice down.
He shared the mixed taste with Maru via a deep kiss.
“I want one too!” Kame whined –at this stage he’d flirt with a traffic light if he thought it was blinking at him. Still it was kind of funny because that was followed by what could only be Ryo the Drunken Spider Monkey shrieking and howling something. But then Maru was fisting long fingers in his hair and Jin didn’t care if Kame was hitting on Ryo, or Koyama- or both. Because he was still reeling from the body shot of tequila and the feeling of Maru suckling on his tongue.
It wasn’t good to be back, it was fucking awesome.
EPILOUGE
He knew he was abusing the coffee maker, but even on his third cup he watched with a very speculative eye as it brewed. The fast it was done the faster he could hand YamaPi the cup.
YamaPi had effectively had Jin waiting on him hand and foot all morning through what he declared to be the most painful hangover of his life. Not because Jin cared about him more then anyone else –Ryo had threatened bodily harm if Jin hadn’t handed that cup of coffee over that very second- but because YamaPi was smart. He had taken Maru hostage, petting the oldest kat-tun boy’s brown hair and muttering death threats at Jin as the other man rushed about the kitchen getting breakfast ready.
Ueda had curled around the other side of Koyama, Ryo lying with his head pillowed in the tall NewS boy’s lap as the three of them watched Saturday morning children’s shows in companionable –abet slightly pained- silence. Tackey had sputtered and hissed, hair sticking up in all directions when he was woken up, his space on the floor –half on Tsubasa and half on Kame- had been usurped by the disgruntled Ueda.
Now the three of them were curled with the still sleeping Junno –someone really should make sure he hadn’t died in his sleep or something.
“Hurry with the coffee bitch or I’m going to cut all your nails too short and dip them in the salt from those bloody body shots and listen to you shriek before I cut you into tiny pieces and throw you in the Tokyo bay.” Maru seemed content enough just sitting there on YamaPi’s lap, biting his lip to stop from grinning at the two of them.
Jin seethed; he was totally going to get back at Pi for this later.
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Date: 2007-04-29 04:52 pm (UTC)EVERYONE DRUNK. EVERYONE ALL OVER EACHOTHER. JIN PRACTICALLY EATING THINGS OFF MARU. (JIN AND MARU, PERIOD 8D) YAMAPI TAKING MARU HOSTAGE. AND PETTING HIM. AND MARU SITTING IN HIS LAP.
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Date: 2007-04-29 05:09 pm (UTC)They are a happy drunk bunch, and traffic lights must beware, else Kame may hump them. I can totally see him humping the pole, and YamaPi would laugh at him, oh he would -if he's not throwing up.
It's called a body shot, and yeah; it's yummy, because normally tequilla tastes like crap. YamaPi is smarter then he lets on, and he likes the toilet.
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Date: 2007-04-29 07:09 pm (UTC)OI, you should put Kame/traffic light up in the pairing section 8DDD (you broaden my horizons OTP-wise, yes you do)
IDEK. I could really see Yamapi sitting there, glowering at Jin and absently patting Nakamaru, like one of those evil guys in cartoons pet their cats XD *is shot*
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Date: 2007-04-30 09:13 pm (UTC)Kame/Traffic Light is the new... Koyama/Ice cream =D!!!! I am so cool that way.
We need to get him a sisnister looking scar and a jecket with shiny buttons and Maru some kitty ears and maybe a furry little tail.. and this is SO going threesome.
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Date: 2007-05-04 12:17 pm (UTC)I think I already mentioned I love your mind? =D
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Date: 2007-05-04 03:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-04-29 05:38 pm (UTC)This is very good crack!fic :D
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Date: 2007-04-29 06:34 pm (UTC)Thanks, I've never really tried crackfic before... So I thought I'd give it a shot.
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Date: 2007-04-29 08:50 pm (UTC)I wanted to quote some stuff, but everything is so good and omg! and Yamapi/toilet and Ryo the Drunken Spider Monkey and Kame and !!!! I'll just settle for:
“Mine!” Jin hisses this time, trying to reach for Maru, but he’s too far away. With an annoyed sound Jin stomps his way over to the small man and pulls him down into a fierce kiss. “Mine mine mine.”
Wah. So-so good. Thank you so much for writing and sharing. I know I'm like a broken record, but you're amazing. Never stop writing!
♥!
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Date: 2007-04-30 09:15 pm (UTC)I'm so glad you liked it.
You know there is no harm in hearing it again and again! =DD
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Date: 2007-04-30 03:35 am (UTC)Just curious, what happened to Koki though? Didn't see his name in the Epilogue (dunno if I missed out his name or something).
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Date: 2007-04-30 09:17 pm (UTC)Rare rare JinYu ;0;
Take your pick, Koki was abducted by monkies in the middle of the night to go live in the jungle as their king
OR
He was under Junno
... Or I just forgot.
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Date: 2007-04-30 05:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-30 06:09 am (UTC)Ryo is looking at the floor like it’s about to announce the second coming of Jesus Christ
The 1st paragraph is so much win. XDD
Wow, it took me waaay too long to realize they were doing body shots. Jin/Maru, yay!!
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Date: 2007-04-30 09:18 pm (UTC)I purposely kept that out, you know... suspence and all (LOL)
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