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snoozing_kittenTitle: I've never
Pairing: Tetsu/Ken, Tetsu/Gackt, Tetsu/Sakura, Tetsu/Hyde, Hyde/Gackt
Rating: R for a really messed up story
Chapter: 1/1
Summary: Band plays 'I've never'...
Four –plus one- people sat around at the –very square- table in the drummer named Yukihiro’s house. Around it sat five people; an odd number for a table with only four sides, but being very versatile they worked straight through it instead of just moving to the living room…
Hyde, vocalist extraordinaire; he sings, he dances –kinda-, and he acts what more is there to really say? Oh he’s short.
Ken, perverted guitarist of both L’arc en ciel and S.O.A.P; one with the fabled magic fingers… he doesn’t -of course- only mean his guitar skills…
Tetsu, cute, bouncy, all around way to happy; leader of L’arc en ciel, about the happiest person you will ever meet; unless of course you’ve somehow managed to piss him off; if so –poor soul.
Skaura, ex-drummer for L’arc en ciel and current drummer for S.O.A.P invited to this little get together but none other then Ken, scary looking guy …with a fetish for cute things.
And last but of course not least in any way or form.
Yukihiro, current drummer for L’arc; normally quiet; the type who you always have to ask ‘what are you thinking?’ to, despite his quiet nature –or maybe because of it?- he fit perfectly with the normally quite noisy band.
So that makes 1, 2, 3, 4, …5, five men sitting at the square table; we established that already? Moving along then. So what are five men doing sitting in Yuki’s dining room? Playing ‘I never’ what else?
“I’ve never…stolen a girl's underwear!” Tetsu giggled, Ken laughed and took a drink, Hyde grinned at him and took a shot as well.
"I've never worn a dress," Sakura laughed, both the more 'feminine' ones gave him a glare before taking a shot, Tetsu -or shall we refer to him as Tetsuko for this paragraph?- and Hyde pushed thier empty shot glasses into the middle of the table to join Hyde and Ken's empties already there.
“I’ve never come into the studio naked,” Ken said, Sakura snorted and Yukihiro laughed, Hyde was the only who drank, he mock glared at Ken. Hyde being the little devil he was demanded instant retaliation.
“I’ve never fucked Tetsu,” He said with a smug look, there was a muffled ‘Hey!’ from the person involved. Three dinks were taken and Hyde only stared in shock as two drummers coughed politely, one bassist giggled nervously; and one guitarist laughed so hard he almost fell off his chair.
Yukihiro was red as a tomato –or another extremely red object of your picking- he pushed the empty shot glass into the slowly forming pile in the middle. Tetsu was still giggeling nervously, and Ken looked like he might suffocate.
“I’ve never fucked Gackt,” Sakura said over Ken’s laughing, a little retaliation against the shocked vocalist, though the look on his face was priceless enough to make up for the slight discomfort.
“…” Hyde’s cheeks flushed with slight colour as he reached for the drink; Ken chucked softly –completely over laughing himself silly at the other’s expense- Sakura’s turn to look smug. All eyes were taken off Ken by another nervous giggle from the slightly tipsy bassist as he threw back the contents of the shot glass.
“My god Tetsu!” Ken cried as he started laughing again, the bassist burned bright red under his golden hair.
“H-how?” Hyde asked, ‘What the fuck -Gackt!?’ Tetsu looked at him and bit his lip,
“It’s a loooong story…” Tetsu smiled at Hyde in a ‘please don’t ask anymore questions’ kind of way.
“I bet it was,” Ken cracked up again and both Tetsu and Hyde flushed again indeed, very long… Sakura and Yukihiro couldn’t help themselves they joined in Ken’s laughter.
“Geez Tetsu, you’ll bang every vocalist,”
“Not me.” Hyde said crossing his arms over his chest –though he had thought about it once,- Sakura continued on ignoring Hyde’s comment,
“Drummer and guitarist you meet,” Yukihiro dissolved into giggles;
“I’ve never had sex with a bassist!” Tetsu cried trying to redeem some of his dignity; his face was warm with embarrassment and Ken was still laughing.
Four drinks, even Hyde threw back the alcohol to that one; he grinned at the other four just daring them to ask.
“You don’t know what you’re missing,” Ken said with a wink, Tetsu glared at him.
“You’ll be missing it if you don’t stop that!” Tetsu threatened; Yukihiro laughed and leaned on Sakura for support. It was funny to realize who held all the power in that odd twisted and probably very kinky relationship; no it was not Mr. I’m-all-manly-look-at-my-facial-hair Ken, indeed it was I’m-so-cute-and-girly Tetsu. It was actually quite funny to watch Ken try and stay manly when he caved so easily to Tetsu’s super-uke powers.
“I’ve never been whipped by a midget in platforms…” Yuki said with a final giggle, Ken grimaced but took a drink anyways.
“I’ve never…”
THE END!
Notes: I was informed that Sakura did wear a dress [and looked damn good in it] so I apologize...
Pairing: Tetsu/Ken, Tetsu/Gackt, Tetsu/Sakura, Tetsu/Hyde, Hyde/Gackt
Rating: R for a really messed up story
Chapter: 1/1
Summary: Band plays 'I've never'...
Four –plus one- people sat around at the –very square- table in the drummer named Yukihiro’s house. Around it sat five people; an odd number for a table with only four sides, but being very versatile they worked straight through it instead of just moving to the living room…
Hyde, vocalist extraordinaire; he sings, he dances –kinda-, and he acts what more is there to really say? Oh he’s short.
Ken, perverted guitarist of both L’arc en ciel and S.O.A.P; one with the fabled magic fingers… he doesn’t -of course- only mean his guitar skills…
Tetsu, cute, bouncy, all around way to happy; leader of L’arc en ciel, about the happiest person you will ever meet; unless of course you’ve somehow managed to piss him off; if so –poor soul.
Skaura, ex-drummer for L’arc en ciel and current drummer for S.O.A.P invited to this little get together but none other then Ken, scary looking guy …with a fetish for cute things.
And last but of course not least in any way or form.
Yukihiro, current drummer for L’arc; normally quiet; the type who you always have to ask ‘what are you thinking?’ to, despite his quiet nature –or maybe because of it?- he fit perfectly with the normally quite noisy band.
So that makes 1, 2, 3, 4, …5, five men sitting at the square table; we established that already? Moving along then. So what are five men doing sitting in Yuki’s dining room? Playing ‘I never’ what else?
“I’ve never…stolen a girl's underwear!” Tetsu giggled, Ken laughed and took a drink, Hyde grinned at him and took a shot as well.
"I've never worn a dress," Sakura laughed, both the more 'feminine' ones gave him a glare before taking a shot, Tetsu -or shall we refer to him as Tetsuko for this paragraph?- and Hyde pushed thier empty shot glasses into the middle of the table to join Hyde and Ken's empties already there.
“I’ve never come into the studio naked,” Ken said, Sakura snorted and Yukihiro laughed, Hyde was the only who drank, he mock glared at Ken. Hyde being the little devil he was demanded instant retaliation.
“I’ve never fucked Tetsu,” He said with a smug look, there was a muffled ‘Hey!’ from the person involved. Three dinks were taken and Hyde only stared in shock as two drummers coughed politely, one bassist giggled nervously; and one guitarist laughed so hard he almost fell off his chair.
Yukihiro was red as a tomato –or another extremely red object of your picking- he pushed the empty shot glass into the slowly forming pile in the middle. Tetsu was still giggeling nervously, and Ken looked like he might suffocate.
“I’ve never fucked Gackt,” Sakura said over Ken’s laughing, a little retaliation against the shocked vocalist, though the look on his face was priceless enough to make up for the slight discomfort.
“…” Hyde’s cheeks flushed with slight colour as he reached for the drink; Ken chucked softly –completely over laughing himself silly at the other’s expense- Sakura’s turn to look smug. All eyes were taken off Ken by another nervous giggle from the slightly tipsy bassist as he threw back the contents of the shot glass.
“My god Tetsu!” Ken cried as he started laughing again, the bassist burned bright red under his golden hair.
“H-how?” Hyde asked, ‘What the fuck -Gackt!?’ Tetsu looked at him and bit his lip,
“It’s a loooong story…” Tetsu smiled at Hyde in a ‘please don’t ask anymore questions’ kind of way.
“I bet it was,” Ken cracked up again and both Tetsu and Hyde flushed again indeed, very long… Sakura and Yukihiro couldn’t help themselves they joined in Ken’s laughter.
“Geez Tetsu, you’ll bang every vocalist,”
“Not me.” Hyde said crossing his arms over his chest –though he had thought about it once,- Sakura continued on ignoring Hyde’s comment,
“Drummer and guitarist you meet,” Yukihiro dissolved into giggles;
“I’ve never had sex with a bassist!” Tetsu cried trying to redeem some of his dignity; his face was warm with embarrassment and Ken was still laughing.
Four drinks, even Hyde threw back the alcohol to that one; he grinned at the other four just daring them to ask.
“You don’t know what you’re missing,” Ken said with a wink, Tetsu glared at him.
“You’ll be missing it if you don’t stop that!” Tetsu threatened; Yukihiro laughed and leaned on Sakura for support. It was funny to realize who held all the power in that odd twisted and probably very kinky relationship; no it was not Mr. I’m-all-manly-look-at-my-facial-hair Ken, indeed it was I’m-so-cute-and-girly Tetsu. It was actually quite funny to watch Ken try and stay manly when he caved so easily to Tetsu’s super-uke powers.
“I’ve never been whipped by a midget in platforms…” Yuki said with a final giggle, Ken grimaced but took a drink anyways.
“I’ve never…”
THE END!
Notes: I was informed that Sakura did wear a dress [and looked damn good in it] so I apologize...
