The little prince who wouldn't bath 1/1
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snoozing_kittenBand: Pierrot)
Pairing: Kirito/Kohta
Title: The little prince who wouldn't bathe
Genre: Fairytale/humor
No other information is really required....
A tale of Pierrot Manlove
The little Prince who wouldn't take a bath
A tale told by the Snoozing_kitten
Once upon a time there was a little prince who refused to bathe, this prince was the cutest and most loved prince in all the lands, his name was Kohta. Although he refused to take a bath; they would drag him to the bathtub screaming and crying. Soon they began to run out of maids willing to wash him –they each would wash him once or twice before his pure-hearted cries would break their hearts. No one could get the Cute Prince Kohta to take a bath, his older brother the Sexy Prince Kirito began to worry so he devised a plan.
So one day had a maid go and fetch his little brother, while he was waiting he stripped out of his clothes and got into his royal bath. Moments later the Cute Prince Kohta walked in, Kirito smiled at him,
“Why hello Koh-chan,” he purred.
“Good afternoon Oni-chan!” Kohta said politely while eyeing the bath nervously.
“Will you come here Koh-chan?”
“Yes,” Kohta slowly walked up to the edge of the royal bath, Kirito smiled wickedly at him.
“Doesn’t this look fun?” Kirito said splashing with one of his hands a little, Kohta looked at the water then at Kirito before saying with genuine innocence.
“Oni-chan seems to be enjoying it a lot,” the Cute Prince Kohta’s eyes strayed below the surface of the water.
“I am,” Kirito nodded, “I have a cute little Koh-chan to look at and that makes me happy.” Kohta nodded and again looked at the water, “Will you hop in the tube? It will make it better for Oni-chan.” The Sexy Prince Kirito gave his little brother a smile like the devil himself and Kohta eyed the water cautiously, he looked around for a moment, and then shyly pulled his shirt off. Alas he screamed during this bath too, though for quite a different reason.
The moral of the story: Listen to your older brother when he tells you to take a bath, hot incestual Pierrot mansex may ensue.
Pairing: Kirito/Kohta
Title: The little prince who wouldn't bathe
Genre: Fairytale/humor
No other information is really required....
The little Prince who wouldn't take a bath
A tale told by the Snoozing_kitten
Once upon a time there was a little prince who refused to bathe, this prince was the cutest and most loved prince in all the lands, his name was Kohta. Although he refused to take a bath; they would drag him to the bathtub screaming and crying. Soon they began to run out of maids willing to wash him –they each would wash him once or twice before his pure-hearted cries would break their hearts. No one could get the Cute Prince Kohta to take a bath, his older brother the Sexy Prince Kirito began to worry so he devised a plan.
So one day had a maid go and fetch his little brother, while he was waiting he stripped out of his clothes and got into his royal bath. Moments later the Cute Prince Kohta walked in, Kirito smiled at him,
“Why hello Koh-chan,” he purred.
“Good afternoon Oni-chan!” Kohta said politely while eyeing the bath nervously.
“Will you come here Koh-chan?”
“Yes,” Kohta slowly walked up to the edge of the royal bath, Kirito smiled wickedly at him.
“Doesn’t this look fun?” Kirito said splashing with one of his hands a little, Kohta looked at the water then at Kirito before saying with genuine innocence.
“Oni-chan seems to be enjoying it a lot,” the Cute Prince Kohta’s eyes strayed below the surface of the water.
“I am,” Kirito nodded, “I have a cute little Koh-chan to look at and that makes me happy.” Kohta nodded and again looked at the water, “Will you hop in the tube? It will make it better for Oni-chan.” The Sexy Prince Kirito gave his little brother a smile like the devil himself and Kohta eyed the water cautiously, he looked around for a moment, and then shyly pulled his shirt off. Alas he screamed during this bath too, though for quite a different reason.
The moral of the story: Listen to your older brother when he tells you to take a bath, hot incestual Pierrot mansex may ensue.
