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Fandom: Johnny's
Title: Sexy Osaka Dragon and his Tokyo Sex Kitten - Halloween edition.
Pairing: Ryo/Koyama (main)
Chapters: 1/1
Summary: That’s what a Johnny’s party was wasn’t it? An excuse to listen to music while molesting your boyfriend in front of others- and beer; that was important too.



“Come on.”

“Come on.”

“Can I put the leash on- please?”

“No.”

“I’ll give you some cream.” Ryo paused, flicking his tongue against his lips, eyeing his boyfriend.

“What kind of cream?”

“Not what you’re thinking.”

“Then no, I’m not wearing a leash.” Koyama pouted. “Let’s go, we’re going to be late.”

“Fine.” Koyama was still pouting pathetically, it was not and expression that suited him well.

“When we get home you can put me under arrest for being a naughty kitty.”

“Can I charge you with being excessively sexy?”

“Of course.” Koyama looked positively gleeful, Ryo wrapped his arm around the other’s narrow waist steering them out the front door and into the chilly night. It was worth handcuff marks to see his boyfriend smiling so widely.

As promised the party was in full swing when they got there, Koyama killed the ignition and Ryo leaned over to give his boyfriend a quick kiss. Koyama cupped his cheek –careful not to smudge the whiskers that he had painted there.

“Lets go have some fun?”

“It’s a deal.”

Slipping into the party the first person to approach them was a rather flushed looking Shige clutching a bottle of vodka mixer.

“Ohhh officer.” He squealed, setting his wrists out together. “Arrest me!”

“What for?” Koyama looked bemused and Ryo rolled his eyes, Shige was such a sluttish drunk. Still it was kind of funny to watch how Koyama would deal with it, deflecting attempts into his pants smoothly, almost like he’d been doing it for years.

“I got my boy drunk and had my wicked way with him in the bathroom.” Ryo’s eyes doubled in size, he so didn’t need to hear that.

“Yes, you’ve been a very bad boy Shige.” Shige nodded, his pointy hat flopping as he did so.

“Come on Keii, lets get you a drink, you don’t look drunk.”

“Can we see Kusano first?”

“Do you want to arrest him too?…” Their conversation got fainter, overpowered by the bass-line pounding from the living room.

Ryo finding himself alone and void of his tall lover drifted out of the vicinity of the door, but only made it as far as the front hall.

“A stray kitten?” Jin purred, hugging him tight and Ryo tried not to look as surprised as he felt.

“Fuck off.” He said once he was free of his larger friend, Jin was leaning casually on one foot, his long white coat hanging off him. The stethoscope hanging around his neck completed the look along with a rather disturbingly official looking nametag that read ‘Dr. McDreamy’. “Is Pi here yet?”

“Not yet, last time he called he was whining about something, I don’t remember. I was… occupied.” Ryo rolled his eyes. Ryo tagged along after Jin; following him into the kitchen where he spotted the back of Shige’s costume leaving just as he entered.

“So he said to me, you’re over-reacting.” Maru nodded wisely, knowing well enough not to agree or disagree or Ueda might just start to cry. “That’s about when I stormed out of his apartment.”

“Have you been back?”

“No, I’ve managed to avoid him for a few days. I don’t think he’s even trying to get me back.” Ueda’s melodramatic story came to and end and the only thing keeping Ryo from snapping something at him was Jin’s hand wrapped very tight around his wrist. Rolling his eyes again Ryo opened his mouth and Jin’s nails dug into his skin- bitch.

“Here, have another drink.” Maru smiled and pushed the bottle closer to Ueda, the other man gripping it tightly, looking like a very unhappy pilot. Maru seemed to be a rather indifferent looking rabbit- that is until he saw Jin. His face lit up instantly, and he rose, quickly finding his place by Jin’s side, desperately trying to get away from the emotional drunk that was Ueda.

“Hey there” Jin purred, wrapping his arm around the other’s waist. Ueda’s head hit the table with a thump his hat falling off; Ryo raised one sceptical eyebrow- very carefully keeping quiet.

“For a Johnny’s Halloween is nothing! We dress worse the other 364 days in a year!” Massu said loudly, posing a little as he staggered into the kitchen, he was all but holding a rather limp looking Tego. It was rather fitting, considering Tego was dressed as a Raggedy Andy doll, he didn’t even need to paint the circles on his cheeks because they were already flushed from his drinking.

“Here here!” Tego cheered, waving his free arm in the air, and Massu grinned, sweeping through the kitchen, his cape fluttering, and Tego trying not to get tangled in it. “Where to King Massu?” Ueda with his face pressed into the table groaned.

“Open wide.”

“Ahh.”

For a moment Jin pretended to look in Maru’s mouth for something, shining his key light over the other’s pearly white teeth. Maru moved forward and so did Jin and to Ryo it looked like the larger boy was trying to eat Maru. Vaguely disturbed he took a seat across from Ueda, the other didn’t even notice.

That’s what a Johnny’s party was wasn’t it? An excuse to listen to music while molesting your boyfriend in front of others, and beer; that was important too. Ryo scowled, but only because Koyama wasn’t there to join him –he wasn’t about to molest Ueda either. So he did the next best thing, he stole Ueda’s unopened drink.

He was sipping on his own beer and seriously contemplating going to find Koyama or Uchi when a voice declared very loudly and very clearly behind him.

“I. Am. A. Fairy.”

“That you are.” Jin agreed without pausing.

If this is what Kame’s been keeping in store to get Ueda back with him, well Ryo would prefer the melodramatic annoying Ueda better. Because now, now he wanted to stab his eyes out and crawl into a dark cave and never come out.

That was the most disturbing thing he’d ever seen.

Kame’s legs were never meant for a tutu, but that didn’t stop him. He had a wand and a white lacy bra; he wore a flower crown and a large pair of fairy wings. There was a squealing noise behind him and the chair fell over the rush that Ueda leapt to his feet. He was hugging Kame close a moment later, kissing him desperately and Ryo had to amend himself- now that was the most disturbing thing he’d ever seen.

“Awww.” Jin cooed, watching them, holding his little bunny close to himself. Ryo made a gagging face.

“Come with me, I’ll take you to the fairy land.”

“It’s too late, we live there- it’s called Johnny’s jishumo.” Ryo muttered and Maru choked trying not to laugh. With that Kame swept Ueda down the hall, the older boy fawning over the wings and the tutu the entire time.

“I need to tell Koki what happened.” Maru exclaimed suddenly, wiggling until Jin finally released him, fixing his ears he quickly slipped out of the room.

“Well we know Kame is going to get some later tonight.” The ‘and so will I’ was implied, Jin pretty much implied that at the end of everything he said.

“Please don’t say that.” Ryo cringed.

“Did that just happen?” Uchi asked, blinking at them as he walked in, heading straight for the cooler.

“Did you see the happy couple too?” Uchi grinned at Ryo’s scrunched up nose.

“Aren’t they cute?” Ryo looked at him disbelieving. “I mean, Kame dressed like that for Ueda. Kame would never do that. Like ever.”

“That makes it okay somehow?”

“Would you dress like that if Kitten asked you too?” Jin asked and Ryo faltered for a moment.

“Without the bra.” He reasoned and Uchi snorted.

“I have arrived!” This entrance was just as grand as the last, with a sweep of the billowing red cape and a pose not unlike a magazine spread.

“Hey Pi.”

“…What are you?” Jin asked, Pi looked down the pointed nose of the mask that covered his face.

“Only a true idiot would not see what I am.”

“Lick my pussy.” Jin snapped and YamaPi looked confused, glancing between Jin and Ryo. YamaPi strode over to Ryo and just when the Osaka man understood what he intended to do he could no longer escape. YamaPi’s wet tongue dragged up the side of his face.

“Arg!.” He couldn’t decide whether Jin’s new comment was better or worse then the last time he picked up an English insult. Last time it had been ‘suck my balls’ and ever time he said it Maru would give him first curious looks, slowly progressing until they couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

“That’s not what I meant.” Jin frowned. Uchi was gigging to himself so Ryo glared at him.

“What are you supposed to be anyways?” Ryo shifted his glare to the NewS leader.

“You really can’t tell?”

“No.” Uchi answered this time, tilting his head to the side to look at the other man from a different angle.

“You know… the red death… from Phantom of the Opera?”

“…” He got three blank stares.

“Well if you liked fine theatre you would get it.” He huffed; turning to leave his red cape fluttered and he only made it a few steps before he ran into someone.

“Hey Pi! …What are you?”

“Ahhhhh!” Kusano walked into the kitchen looking behind him, frowning in confusion.

“What’s wrong with Pi?”

“We’re not refined enough for him.” Ryo drawled.

“Well if it isn’t everyone’s favourite gay cowboy.” Jin purred, Kusano jumped.

“Dammit Jin.” Kusano stomped his foot, “Don’t sneak up on me like that.”

“I want to suck you’re blood!” Uchi pounced from behind him, wrapping arms around the young man.

“No more sucking.” Kusano whimpered, sagging between the two older boys.

Bored Ryo stood and finished the last of his drink; he tossed a look over at Jin and Uchi harassing the already rather harassed looking Kusano. Wandering through the halls he could hear Shige’s voice and followed it.

“You see what you do is when he’s passed out like this, pull his pants down just a little and give him a hickey on his hip. When he wakes up and finds it he’s going to flip!” Massu giggled, covering his mouth with his hand. The person in question was Tegoshi, completely passed out on the couch. Ryo smirked, he’d love to see the young boy’s face when he woke up the next morning, but right now he was more interested in finding his missing boyfriend.

“Hey have you seen Koyama?” Ryo sat on the arm of the chair Junno was currently occupying. The acrobat didn’t bother to answer him. “Junno.” Ryo snapped, and still he was ignored, Junno’s fingers flew over the keys of his phone, and his eyes were glued to the screen. Growing annoyed quickly he plucked the mobile from Junno’s hands, standing quickly to evade the taller man’s grasping hands.

“Give that back.” Ryo looked at the screen curiously to see what was more important then talking to him.

“Are you… dirty talking over text messages?” Ryo stared at Junno in disbelief, slowly the flush spread all over the tall acrobat’s face.

“Well… Massu and Shige are here and… give me back my phone please.” Junno’s eyes were trained on the carpet and his cheeks bright pink.

“Tell me where Koyama is.”

“He went to the bathroom. Now give me my phone.” Ryo tossed the mobile over and Junno clutched to his chest, glaring as best he could.

“Thanks.” Turning on his heels he was met with the image of Massu with Tego’s shirt pulled up and his pants pushed down. He was suckling on the soft skin; Shige had the younger boy’s neck, raising a dark purple bruise.

He met Koyama in the hall outside the bathroom.

“They are all nuts, you know that right?”

“Of course.” Koyama smiled, and Ryo could tell he was thinking something mushy along the lines of ‘that’s why I love them.’ “What happened to your whiskers?”

“YamaPi.”

“…The red Death right?”

“Yeah, can we go now? I do believe you promised me some cream when we get home.”

“Alright…”

“I don’t know if I can get it up. I’ll never get the image of Kame and Ueda out of my head.” Ryo shuddered violently and Koyama looked amused. “Every time I’ll think about those two having sex…”

“What if I gave you something better to think about?” Koyama was using his purring voice, the one that made Ryo shiver with delight.

“Like what?”

“Wanna use my handcuffs on me?” Ryo couldn’t stop the groan that worked its way out of his throat.

“Oh hell yes.” Grabbing Koyama’s wrist he began to strut towards the front door.

“Aren’t we going to say… goodbye?”

“No. We are going home. Now.”

Date: 2006-10-31 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mots-fleuris.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHHA♥

..if the fact that this was Nishikido/Koyama didn't PWN, the line "For a Johnny’s Halloween is nothing! We dress worse the other 364 days in a year!” Massu said loudly," DID.

Not to mention KO-ed!Tegoshi and a mentally-scarred Ryo... xDDD

♥♥♥

TOTAL AND UTTER ♥

Date: 2006-10-31 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoozing-kitten.livejournal.com
Thank you??

o^-^o **dances** 8D?

Date: 2006-10-31 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-mqueen.livejournal.com
HA!!! I comented...

AWW cute MARU bunny...
some of the funniest line..
aww Jin...

WOOT THE RED DEATH....
that part of the movie was so cool
what made you think of that!!!!

PWN!

Date: 2006-11-01 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoozing-kitten.livejournal.com
Maru bunny go hippit hoppity hap, right into Jin's lap.

That you did comment, I may you know, have to forgive you know =O

I'm a hopless poto fangirl?

::LOVE::

Date: 2006-10-31 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joie-de-vivre3.livejournal.com
since mots_fleuris took my favorite quote by Massu already, I shall put down my second favorite quote/ part

“Lick my pussy.” Jin snapped and YamaPi looked confused, glancing between Jin and Ryo. YamaPi strode over to Ryo and just when the Osaka man understood what he intended to do he could no longer escape. YamaPi’s wet tongue dragged up the side of his face.

...*cracking up*...that was just genius. <3 And just having the image of Ryo as a Kitty, standing among Jin and Yamapi, then Yamapi's expression and the lick somehow just turn into something endearingly amusing to me...which show how weird i am...but still genius! on your part ^_^V

Date: 2006-11-01 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoozing-kitten.livejournal.com
Ahh thank you,
**preens** Poor Ryo, didn't see it coming in time.

Date: 2006-10-31 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moritaskamineko.livejournal.com
ga suki! sugoi sugoi! ^_^V

Date: 2006-10-31 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morloki.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD PI'S COSTUME RULES!!!

*ahem* Sorry. Phantom phangirl here. That was cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Loved the Kame-dressing-as-a-fairy for Ueda. Too cute. Hee.

Date: 2006-11-01 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoozing-kitten.livejournal.com
**joins in the dorky Poto love** Yo.

Thanks!

Date: 2006-10-31 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neko-funjatta.livejournal.com
*jaw not dops, BREAKS off*

Date: 2006-11-01 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoozing-kitten.livejournal.com
**gasp**
Need some magic tape?

Date: 2006-11-01 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunarimis.livejournal.com
ahaha!I loved it! Great fic!

Date: 2006-11-01 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] futari-sista.livejournal.com
cuff me! i'm drunk!

kyahh! a sexually harrased kusa and jin being his usual normal horny self!
[“No more sucking.” Kusano whimpered, sagging between the two older boys.]
<33 XD

AND [“You see what you do is when he’s passed out like this, pull his pants down just a little and give him a hickey on his hip. When he wakes up and finds it he’s going to flip!” Massu giggled, covering his mouth with his hand.]

*hic* pass the beer anyone? cheers! XD XD XD

Date: 2006-11-01 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoozing-kitten.livejournal.com
^____________________^

Silly Jin.

Thank you for the comment!

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