Confused -Oneshot-
Jan. 26th, 2007 05:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snoozing_kittenFandom: Arashi
Pairing: Jun/Sho, Jun/Ohno, Ohno/Nino, Ohno/Nino/Aiba
Title: Confused
Rating: R
Summary: Ohno is perpetually confused, and Nino likes to be annoying.
Ohno thinks that it’s unfair that Nino has such a pretty laugh. It’s high, almost toeing the line with girlish, but when he hears it he can’t help but smile. He thinks it’s unfair because most of the time Nino is laughing at his expense- like now.
Frowning he gives Nino an annoyed look and eventually the chuckles subside.
“What?” He asks- it had been a legitimate question.
“You really don’t know?” Nino gives him a curious look, the corners of his lips twitching and he’s trying not to laugh. It’s totally unfair because Ohno doesn’t think it’s nice to laugh at him.
“No.” Nino’s arm sneaks around his shoulders and he automatically leans into the other’s embrace. Still frowning.
“Neee, Aiba~” Nino calls out and the other man –who had been ignoring them across the room looking intently at something out the window- turns around. “Captain wants to know why Jun spends more time at Sho’s house then his.” Aiba giggles, and Ohno’s frown deepens.
“Does my house smell bad?” Sitting down next to them, Aiba puts a hand on Ohno’s thigh.
“I like Captain’s house.” Aiba says with a laugh and they are not helping anything at all.
“Ohno, why do you want Jun at your house anyways?” Nino toys with a longer piece of Ohno’s hair, tugging on the bleached strand, grinning like the devil himself.
“He certainly can’t cook.” Aiba says, holding out a finger to count on. “He doesn’t give massages, he won’t watch late night television shows with you.” Looking down at his shoes, Ohno wonders when he will learn to not ask stupid questions of Nino, he never gets a straight answer- things concerning Nino are rarely straight at all. “He is good at painting nails.” Aiba finally declares.
“True.” Nino nods, leaning in he blows in Ohno’s ear softly, almost whispering, “But that’s not why you want him at your house is it Captain?” Giggling Aiba’s eyes twinkle, and he’s smiling in that way only he can, innocent but at the same time almost dirty.
“Is it because Jun is really good at…” Aiba makes a hand gesture, and he’s miming giving a blowjob and Nino is cackling, arm tightening around Ohno’s neck and his ears are turning red.
“…You didn’t answer my question.” Ohno pouts, they are making fun of him.
“Oh?” Aiba giggles, nudging Ohno in the ribs.
“Jun is such a size-queen.” Nino explains, and Ohno frowns, not quite understanding. Jun could be a royal bitch sometimes, but a queen?
“I don’t understand…” Aiba bit the ends of his fingers giggling.
“That means he likes a man with a big…” Nino pats Ohno’s groin and understanding dawns across his face.
“… Oh…” Ohno frowns, “So Sho has a bigger…” Nino breaks down laughing, and Aiba is quick to join him.
Ohno never can tell if they are joking or not, so he decides to check for himself next time Sho takes a shower.
Pairing: Jun/Sho, Jun/Ohno, Ohno/Nino, Ohno/Nino/Aiba
Title: Confused
Rating: R
Summary: Ohno is perpetually confused, and Nino likes to be annoying.
Ohno thinks that it’s unfair that Nino has such a pretty laugh. It’s high, almost toeing the line with girlish, but when he hears it he can’t help but smile. He thinks it’s unfair because most of the time Nino is laughing at his expense- like now.
Frowning he gives Nino an annoyed look and eventually the chuckles subside.
“What?” He asks- it had been a legitimate question.
“You really don’t know?” Nino gives him a curious look, the corners of his lips twitching and he’s trying not to laugh. It’s totally unfair because Ohno doesn’t think it’s nice to laugh at him.
“No.” Nino’s arm sneaks around his shoulders and he automatically leans into the other’s embrace. Still frowning.
“Neee, Aiba~” Nino calls out and the other man –who had been ignoring them across the room looking intently at something out the window- turns around. “Captain wants to know why Jun spends more time at Sho’s house then his.” Aiba giggles, and Ohno’s frown deepens.
“Does my house smell bad?” Sitting down next to them, Aiba puts a hand on Ohno’s thigh.
“I like Captain’s house.” Aiba says with a laugh and they are not helping anything at all.
“Ohno, why do you want Jun at your house anyways?” Nino toys with a longer piece of Ohno’s hair, tugging on the bleached strand, grinning like the devil himself.
“He certainly can’t cook.” Aiba says, holding out a finger to count on. “He doesn’t give massages, he won’t watch late night television shows with you.” Looking down at his shoes, Ohno wonders when he will learn to not ask stupid questions of Nino, he never gets a straight answer- things concerning Nino are rarely straight at all. “He is good at painting nails.” Aiba finally declares.
“True.” Nino nods, leaning in he blows in Ohno’s ear softly, almost whispering, “But that’s not why you want him at your house is it Captain?” Giggling Aiba’s eyes twinkle, and he’s smiling in that way only he can, innocent but at the same time almost dirty.
“Is it because Jun is really good at…” Aiba makes a hand gesture, and he’s miming giving a blowjob and Nino is cackling, arm tightening around Ohno’s neck and his ears are turning red.
“…You didn’t answer my question.” Ohno pouts, they are making fun of him.
“Oh?” Aiba giggles, nudging Ohno in the ribs.
“Jun is such a size-queen.” Nino explains, and Ohno frowns, not quite understanding. Jun could be a royal bitch sometimes, but a queen?
“I don’t understand…” Aiba bit the ends of his fingers giggling.
“That means he likes a man with a big…” Nino pats Ohno’s groin and understanding dawns across his face.
“… Oh…” Ohno frowns, “So Sho has a bigger…” Nino breaks down laughing, and Aiba is quick to join him.
Ohno never can tell if they are joking or not, so he decides to check for himself next time Sho takes a shower.
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Date: 2007-01-28 02:36 am (UTC)can I see this pleaseand Ohno wanting to measure his and Sho's ..dfadadfafadfd I already think you're a genius so I won't say it. Thank you for shairing this. How I wish I was in that room when that conversation taken place, imaginative tho it was...heheheno subject
Date: 2007-01-28 05:30 am (UTC)Thanks for the comment and thank you for reading!